Pingle Worts
Wands and Sundry
Choose from a fine selection of wands and other magical items! Want to blast a billing gnat to pieces? We've got the wand for that! Want to make it Friday again? We've got the wand for that! Want to wave around a gold leafed, fabulous, no one else has one like it wand? Well, we've got one of those too. But only one so if you want it, you gotta grab it now. No two wands are alike.
Guy Pollock's
Blaster Emporium
Only the finest blasters come from Guy Pollock's Blaster Emporium! Each blaster is lovingly hand crafted, just the way your granny made them back before the androids rose up and took over.
Reclaim your human heritage with an original Guy Pollock Blaster today!
The Art Crematorium
Where Fine Art Goes to Die
Fine art is designed to uplift, enlighten and make the viewer feel. This art is guarenteed to do none of those things, and may actually cause your brains to leak out your nose.
Skip the pompous art that everyone else has and go for something different. Something that may or may not be scraped from tbe bottom of the artists' shoes and slapped on a canvas.